NEWS REPORT: Dystopian Wasteland of Mad Max Based on Muse Frontman’s Apocalyptic Lyrical Warnings

George Miller, director and visionary of the whompa’ stomping Mad Max: Fury Road has revealed that he based the movie’s apocalyptic wasteland on a planet Earth which did not listen to Matt Belamy from Muse’s apocalyptic stadium rock warnings. In an exclusive interview he said: “I’ve been a fan of Muse ever since they started as a […]

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NEWS REPORT: Increasing number of bar staff take up music to help pay bills.

Bar staff, supermarket shelf-stackers, record shop workers – all important jobs, some would argue they’re the lubricant that keeps society functioning. They’re omnipresent beings – you never notice people like them, but should they disappear, bellies would be rumbling and police drunk-tanks would be vacant. But, It seems that a record number of people in […]

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NEWS REPORT: Those that smoke weed more knowledgeable than doctors.

A new report has been released by the National Marijuana Research Center detailing that weed smokers are more likely to know more than medical professionals. The report has found that, due to their un-employed and philosophical nature, marijuana users have ample spare time to research and elaborate upon medical theories. A striking contrast to fully trained medical practitioners – who hardly have any […]

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NEWS REPORT: Uplifting Facebook post ushers in world peace.

Tuesday 09:30, 10 Downing Street. After a stressful few months pandering to UKIP voters and monitoring the situation in Ukraine, British Prime Minister David Cameron finally had a chance to check his Facebook account. After ‘liking’ a video of Prince Harry doing the ‘Helicopter-dick’ infront of a hooting audience of Army buddies, he came across this […]

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